Liquid Weight CalculatorMOv6

I sat on a #chocolate chip at #work and don't have any close #friends to look at my #ass and see if I have a chocolate #shitstain. So, I'm gonna have to find a big mirror and go all #skeetulrich from As Good As It Gets on it.
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